A fit test is a series of activities performed for a minute and a half, followed by a break. It helps the participant answer the question, "Am I fit?" All I could say from the second activity forward was, "I can't breathe!"
Why am I not fit? Simple. Bacon!
In honor of the fit test, I share with you my philosophy of bacon!
I find humor in strange places. Sometimes it is obvious. Often it is subtle. Mostly, it is dark.
The weekend is here. It's time for a good laugh, or at least a silly smirk.
Since the dictionary brilliantly defines poser one who poses, gotta look up pose:
1. to assume a particular attitude or stance, especially with the hope of impressing others: He likes to pose as an authority on literature. 2. to present oneself insincerely: He seems to be posing in all his behavior.
I had no choice yesterday...we had church outside. I warned people to steer clear of my nature-cursed body if they wanted to be safe and predicted this potential news headline, "Pastor Gets Pummeled by Piranhas!"
I'm so glad I did not see this episode of the Turtleman until last night. Made us laugh! If I had seen it Saturday night, I may have stayed in bed, or at least out of the water!